I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I wear drunk well.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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