You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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