just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Threesome in a minivan. New low
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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