Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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