I like to think it a success when the cops are called
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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