i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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