That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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