i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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