Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Randomize
