I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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