Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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