i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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