i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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