Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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