we have officially lost it.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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