pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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