You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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