That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
