his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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