Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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