Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
