Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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