he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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