1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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