from now on my penis is your penis
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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