Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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