I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I did not marry a roomba.
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