When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
two words...techno handjob
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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