beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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