Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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