Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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