Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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