she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
