terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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