So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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