i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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