i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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