My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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