Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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