There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
You don't make any sense
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