I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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