Porn is love you can see.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
