it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
So many bounce houses so little time
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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