it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
