The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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