I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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