her facebook's as public as her vagina
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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