WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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