Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
They are going to name an STD after you.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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