I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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