While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
