Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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