i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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