Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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