I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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