it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
being pregnant is like rehab
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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