honey bunches of taint.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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