: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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