Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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